Jul, on your advice I have already picked up a bottle of soy milk. We'll give it a whirl. Thanks so much for the words of wisdom.
And thanks to GLH, who knew first hand of my dilemma, and discovered that Migros carries a lactose free milk that is only 1.7% milk fat.
I once again live in hope.
Now if only I was capable of wasting the 3.8% milk I already have by pouring it down the sink. But no, that would be wrong.
Anyone want to try the UHT lactose free whole milk? Just send me an address. C'mon, it will be fun!