GLH: So I was thinking. If I got a splitter, I could attach the new printer to the telephone line and we could use it to fax things.
GL: Why would we need to fax anything? We could just scan it in and send it via e-mail for free.
GLH stares at me and disappointment shows on his face. He thinks about this for a moment.
GLH: But this is a printer and a scanner and a fax machine. We might as well use it. Sometimes a guy has just gotta fax...