Me: What's this?
GLH: It's for a new satellite box.
Me: Which one do you want?
GLH points at the most expensive one.
Me: Why would we get this? We hardly watch the satellite as is. And do not use the word "need." We do not need this.
GLH (reverting into a 5 year old): But, but, but...
Me: No! Absolutely not!
GLH: You are right. We do not need this. But the television does.
Me: What are you talking about?
GLH: Because we have an HD television. It needs an HD satellite box to be truly happy.
Me: You are completely, totally nuts.
A few minutes later...
GLH: By the way, I need to have a technician come out and install a new satellite dish so that we can get all of the new HD channels.
Me: Did you hear me say "yes?" I do not recall saying "yes."
Did I happen to mention that the form states at the bottom that it must be signed and FAXED!
Will the insanity never end?