Before the appointment, GLH was strictly warned to just "keep his mouth shut" and allow me to do the talking. Mostly because we didn't want too many questions about our (lack of) church-going habits in Switzerland.
However, GLH decided to disregard my suggestion. And it was all going fine until we came to the end of the meeting when GLH decided he had a question regarding logistics. (Small bit of background information: the baptism will take place after the 4 pm Mass on a Saturday evening.)
GLH: So, what time should we show up? 5? 5:15?
Priest (with a carefully blank expression): The baptism will take place after the Mass.
After we left the office I asked GLH what he was thinking. Obviously we would all be attending the Mass that takes place before the baptism!
"At least I didn't ask my follow-up question. I was going to ask him how long this would take. Would it be 10 minutes? 15 minutes?"
Thank God he didn't ask the follow-up question! Otherwise we might be looking for another priest/church for the baptism...