Last night while sitting on the couch working on a Major Project, I realized I hadn't seen GLH in a while.
Me: Hey, GLH, what are you doing?
GLH: Why do you ask?
Me: 'Cause I just want to know.
GLH appears in the doorway. He is wearing one of those smiles. You know the one. The one that says, "I'm totally innocent. There's nothing to see here."
GLH: I guess you saw me walk by to get my wallet.
As a matter of fact, I hadn't.
Me: Why would you need your wallet?
GLH: Well, I know you said no more gadgets, but this one doesn't really count. It's not a new gadget. Just an addition to an existing gadget.
Me: What did you do?
GLH: I was almost out of disc space on my computer. I had to buy more!
Can you believe him?
What amazed me is that he was trying to hide it!